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安安各位好我又不要臉的發文了因為我發現大家好像比較喜歡看這種文章而討厭我得小說1489020930  (給我標點符號阿!

 

今日主題是為了證明腐木也是可以雕塑的(是朽木。

 

首先得解釋一下腐木是什麼,假如一個人是木頭,腐木便是腐男/女的稱乎,順帶一提這是我發明的。

 

而我們今日,要提的是,我要模擬考了(卻還在這裡腐),讀了幾本爛書後,發現了一些使腐木可雕的方法,雖然我還是不能雕

 

 

讀書之三大超級經典方法且不離BL(其實只有兩大)

 

 

First當你讀生物的時候

 

看到酵素,看到葉綠體,很煩躁又煩悶,於是我們來探討幾個問題。

1。酵素有專一性,與腐女(男)相反,因為我們什麼文都吃

2。酵素有活性,這就好比說當我看見什麼東西時會雞動這樣,但是實際上一點關係都沒有。

 

以此類推,當我看完第一冊生物時,我頓時覺得這根本就是BL文學

 

*順帶一提我曾把孢子看成精子.......

 

Second:當你上課上到飄飄然,精神恍惚時

 

好比說我們的國文老師的聲音溫和、富有磁性,這時候我們大家就會不約而同的睡下去。當你既不想睡,又不想看BL文學(小心被發現),也不想聽課的時候,你就可以開始觀察班上還醒著的帥哥,或者比較帥的男生開始想像,然後整堂課都可以不用聽了。但假如你們班沒有比較帥的一對基友,那就睡吧

 

 

Third.....啊沒有第三....如果我想不到第三我就去吃消夜了啊....。

 

*題外話之不管是不是腐女,你永遠擺脫不掉肥肉。78d0c97256dafb3752d52d3d647dbf9a_w48_h48  

 

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與朋友A的小小小小小小小互動--總結我是受

 

好吧一日腐菇我跟朋友A在噗浪活動,他開始挑逗我(啊不,是逗我笑)

基緣是一個影片開始的 (點開影片)

然後他開始瘋狂的打霸氣 再多一 點是 什麼 呢?就是 霸道 了,並且配上這個1489020896  2d3b7c2cbd83f00fa17bc6fbf724d3d6_w48_h48  

 

整句話就是「朋友A:2d3b7c2cbd83f00fa17bc6fbf724d3d6_w48_h48霸氣 再多一 點是 什麼 呢?就是 霸道 了

 

什麼?!?!?!你說一點都不有趣?!?!?!

那這樣呢?

 

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或者整篇文都這樣呢?

 

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要 死 啦 ! ! ! ! 

 

有時候真的不太清楚是我太M還是別人太S。(嘆氣)

怎麼每個人都可以攻上我啊!!!!!!!!

倒是我有機會攻的時候瞬間成個攻渣。說不定我還會跟你問「接下來要幹嘛?」4302617815aaef7b6c859cf55651bebb_w48_h48

所以說為什麼我是受啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!!!!!

 

我好想要是公(攻)的說。

 

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  • 單弦
  • 我哪有挑逗你啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 其實如果我要反攻妳直接開啟這封留言就好了
    但是我會問你下一步該坐什麼

    有啊~

    胡硏 於 2013/07/17 11:18 回覆

  • 單弦
  • 你開呀 這樣大家就知道你是M了
    然後就會盡情挑逗你ㄖ
  • 大家都知道啊~

    胡硏 於 2013/07/17 11:26 回覆

  • 單弦
  • 好討厭被截圖ㄖ
  • 吼討厭亨

    胡硏 於 2013/07/26 00:15 回覆

  • 單弦
  • 我才討厭吧XD
  • 對ㄟ

    胡硏 於 2013/07/31 04:32 回覆